FNN Report: Pentagon Refuses A Trump Order

Faux News Network’s political reporter, Stacy Conundrum, filed this report from Washington.

Today, the Pentagon refused to obey a direct order from President Trump.

A Pentagon press officer explained to reporters that it was against the law for the military to conduct operations against civilians or their property within the USA.  Therefore, the Air Force could not bomb Senator Mitt Romney’s home in Utah as ordered. Similarly, Navy Seals could not conduct a stealth mission to blow up the Senator’s home. 

The Pentagon spokesperson went on to say the situation was completely different if Sen. Romney owned a chateau in France.  Then, if the French gave the USA permission to penetrate its air space, the Pentagon could bomb the chateau although the French government would surely protest the bombing of its territory.  The French would likely retaliate by sending a covert team into Scotland where they would destroy the greens at Trump’s golf course.

Ms. Conundrum will continue to follow this breaking story.

FNN Report: Republican Senators Denounced

Today, The wife of the Vice-president expressed dissatisfaction with the impeachment hearings claiming the Republican Senators were all cowards. 

She praised the efforts of the Democrats in both houses and felt they had proved the case that the President committed crimes and deserved to be removed from office

She went on to say “My husband will make a good President and we’ll go to church every Sunday.  Maybe more often. He has plans to build a small chapel in the White House and it won’t cost the taxpayers more than fifty million or so.”

She added that the Vice-president suffered severe back pains from standing for long hours behind the President’s desk while he signed executive orders or held press conferences. “It’s time he sat in chair,” she concluded.

 

Reviews for: How to Self-publish and Market a Book

My series of lectures has received four 5-star ratings and three reviews.

And right now is on sale at over 50% discount

Lewis Brett Smiler said: The course gave clear and thorough coverage to the numerous tasks involved with self-publishing a book and warned of the many mistakes authors can easily make.

Carol Gyzander’s review read: I am delighted that he covers the early planning stages so well. There are so many things that we hear need to be done for self-publishing and marketing to be successful; it can be overwhelming! The thing I liked best is that Mr. Quense shows what we should do for the six months ahead (as well as the time after) the launch, and breaks it all down, month by month. Finally, some light in the darkness and shape to the madness! The handouts are very useful as well, ranging from simple task lists to sample questions to share with potential reviewers. All in all, a very useful course.

Mark Cain (author of the Circles in Hell series) said: The course provides welcome guidance for the writer who has never before self-published. It really delivers on its promise to help the newbie by demystifying the process. This is not the first Hank Quense offering I’ve examined. One of the things I appreciate about his approach is its “step by step” character. He ticks off all the major, and some minor, tasks for publishing and marketing, gathering them into a simplified timeline (6 months before publication, 5 months, etc.) that is easy to follow and to employ with your own manuscript

 

New Udemy Classes

I now have four lectures available from Udemy.  To introduce the course, I”m offering limited time deep discount that will expire shortly.

The four courses are:

Plot+Scenes=Emotional Arc:

 

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How to Self-publish and Market a Book:

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Self-publishing Starter Kit:

 

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Story Design:

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Creating Stories: Two New 5-star Reviews

My book Creating Stories has received two new five-star reviews thanks to Booksprout

I found this book interesting and offering a lot of great information on what I need to help me get my story out of my head and onto paper.  Excellent guide. Patricia Eroh

 

Hank Quense is the successful author of several series, and shares the rules of writing from perhaps the best, in my opinion, viewpoint. He knows what sells. He reminds us that our primary job as a writer is not to record egotistical spewage (my word), but to entertain, inform, and maybe educate the reader. So he shows how to write in such a way that readers actually want to keep reading. That’s exactly what I need.

This is not a grammar book, by any means, but an accessible discourse on how to best use the medium of written language to connect with an audience.
And I truly appreciate his use of so many personal experiences, and examples of how he applied the principles he shares.
This statement sounds so very wrong, but this was the first textbook which was actually fun. Ghostriver


Creating Stories is available in both ebook and print book editions:
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Review for How to Self-publish and Market a Book

My book just received another 5-star review.

How to Self publish is a very useful book for self publishing authors. Till now I have published three books and working on fourth and still was unaware of the many mistakes that I was committing in publishing my books. The author provides a thorough guide that includes publishing and promotion within a specific predesigned budget. I am feeling much enlightened after reading the book and would definitely employ many of the recommendations to make my next book sell better.” Nicki

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Story Design Lectures

Do you have one or more ideas for a story but aren’t sure what to do with it?  

Learn how to develop your idea into a story with author Hank Quense. During his Story Design series of lectures you’ll build your characters, create a plot, design the scenes and more.  After completing the student assignments, you’ll be ready to write the first draft.

Best of all, the lectures are discounted by over 40% for a limited time. Use this link to grab the discount: 

https://www.udemy.com/course/story-design/?couponCode=STORYDESIGN-DISCOUNT

Topics covered in this lecture include:

  • Determine the setting
  • Develop your characters
  • Build a plot
  • Learn to design scenes
  • Link the plot and the scenes to build an emotional arc
  • Put it all together

After using these topics to develop your story, you’ll be ready to write the first draft.

This story design process can be used on any type of story.  It can be used to develop a short story, a novel, a script, a play and even a memoir.  After all, each of these types really is just a story, and all stories use the same story design elements.

Bring your story ideas along and let’s work on it together!

New 5 star review!

How to Self-publish and Market a Book received a new 5 star review!

And the book is half-price until Black Friday!

 

Necessary for any first time self-publishing writer

I’ll lead with a confession: I have had a book in the works for years. Other writers will laugh after reading that sentence. I will now confess further: Mr. Quense’s book has given me not only the confidence to get through my stagnant manuscript but the inspiration to actually feel as though getting it out there is entirely possible.

The author does an amazing job of giving authors (or future authors) a very approachable, comprehensive step-by-step manual in self-publishing. As I read through, I flagged so many portions that I decided I’d just have to have the book next to me and walk through each step because it was so incredibly pertinent.

I am thrilled that there is such a nuts-and-bolts book that literally walks (terrified) first-time authors who wish to self-publish from beginning to end (including marketing). This book is a gem! I really recommend this to anyone wishing to publish anything, not only a traditional novel…think research, collections, etc.


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